WOJI

In ancient China, there lived a samurai named WOJI, famous not for his bravery but for his absurd antics. W, known among friends as "Degen WOJI," had a penchant for the ridiculous.

One day, the emperor summoned WOJI to protect the royal garden from an alleged dragon. Woji, always in search of a good laugh, accepted the mission with glee. Instead of a sword, he brought a giant feather duster and a basket of dumplings.

Upon arrival, Woji spotted a shadow in the garden. With a dramatic flourish, he waved the feather duster, shouting, “Begone, foul beast!” To his surprise, the “dragon” was a peacock trapped in the bushes.

Woji freed the peacock, and it followed him around, much to the amusement of the court. The emperor, puzzled yet entertained, asked, “WOJI, why the dumplings?”

Grinning, WOJI replied, “In case of hunger, Your Majesty. Even dragons need snacks!”

The emperor laughed heartily, declaring WOJI the royal jester. From then on, WOJI” tales of silliness and quick wit spread across the land, making him a legendary figure—not for his combat skills, but for his boundless humor and unique charm.